Really, it's too bad about Steve Jobs. I know he's a controversial figure and all, but MAN, you must admit the guy was a genius. True genius.
As I write this on my beloved iMac and call you on my iPhone. I'm afraid I'm a convert. After many years having a PC and a moldy, old motorola cell phone, I converted. I'm one of THOSE people now!! Sorry, but they really are superior!
Ok. Again, onward and upward. Enough talk of death on this blog.
JEEZ! This is supposed to be all cute and about flowers and such...
So, a friend of mine who is the boyfriend-of-my-ex-boyfriend's-mom-from-like-13-years-ago (how that for a long title?) - anyway his name is Hank. And Hank is adorable. He sort of resembles Pavarotti and is a wonderful, witty, charming, delightful man! He and I have remained friends lo these many years later....And he sends me terrible, awful puns! And I LOVE them! The more groany and terrible, the happier I am!!
hee!
So, here's the latest installment: (Hope you like em!)
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on
shaky ground.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat
miner.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was
resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your
Count that votes.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the
end.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Thursday, October 6, 2011
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