Saturday, March 3, 2012
Friday, March 2, 2012
Pretty Men. (This is for the LADIES!) (Not suitable for parental units, cos I ain't apologizing!)
Ok. Of late? There have been these commercials. SO sexual in nature. What is UP with that? Fashion takes a turn for the conservative (like I know this sh*t?!!!) and suddenly, all this innuendo is everywhere.
Like this dude - "The world's most interesting man..." from Dos Equis commercials:\
And then there's THIS guy:Good GOD!
And this ad:Are all of those people not just gorgeous and somewhat androgynous?
And then the LAY'S ad. Good LORD the name is even perverted...
Now there are those commercials for vodka:Sheesh. Dean Martin and the whole Rat Pack revisited!
And here it is in a whole different package for Gillette:
What is GOING ON??? When did MEN become the new women? The object of sexual desire? This is crazy, no? Anyway. I am just noticing this shift. Perhaps the shift is in me? I have no clue. All I know is that I'm noticing men again and it's odd!
So, that must have been uncomfortable for my poor parents. Sorry. I'll put a disclaimer at the top.
Eeeeek!
Like this dude - "The world's most interesting man..." from Dos Equis commercials:\
And then there's THIS guy:Good GOD!
And this ad:Are all of those people not just gorgeous and somewhat androgynous?
And then the LAY'S ad. Good LORD the name is even perverted...
Now there are those commercials for vodka:Sheesh. Dean Martin and the whole Rat Pack revisited!
And here it is in a whole different package for Gillette:
What is GOING ON??? When did MEN become the new women? The object of sexual desire? This is crazy, no? Anyway. I am just noticing this shift. Perhaps the shift is in me? I have no clue. All I know is that I'm noticing men again and it's odd!
So, that must have been uncomfortable for my poor parents. Sorry. I'll put a disclaimer at the top.
Eeeeek!
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Fountain in Dubai
This is an old one, but a GOOD one...
Be sure to watch this FULL SCREEN. It will give you chills. CHILLS I tellya!
Not much else going on. We're having a rainy/slushy/icky day here. I was supposed to spend the day with my beau, but he felt hesitant to drive in this muck, and I do NOT blame him! It's only supposed to get bluckier, so he'd be driving home later today in major muck, so that's that.
So, I'm here in my cozy house with my sweet doggie and we're watching terrible morning TV while I catch up on emails and work on stuff for my two jobs.
Here's the veeedeo, as my friend over there at Bye, Bye Pie would say. OOO, and lookit! I made a pretty for a big potluck dinner I hosted on Monday evening. Only about 40 ladies here!! Yikes!
So pretty, huh? A lovely mixture of freesia, alstromeria, daisies, waxflowers and seeded eucalyptus! Best part? The freesia smell even better than they LOOK! They have to be one of my most favoritest fleurs on the Earth.
Ok. Here's the veedeo! Enjoy! Be sure to watch it in full screen mode (click twice quickly on the video)! AMAZING.
Be sure to watch this FULL SCREEN. It will give you chills. CHILLS I tellya!
Not much else going on. We're having a rainy/slushy/icky day here. I was supposed to spend the day with my beau, but he felt hesitant to drive in this muck, and I do NOT blame him! It's only supposed to get bluckier, so he'd be driving home later today in major muck, so that's that.
So, I'm here in my cozy house with my sweet doggie and we're watching terrible morning TV while I catch up on emails and work on stuff for my two jobs.
Here's the veeedeo, as my friend over there at Bye, Bye Pie would say. OOO, and lookit! I made a pretty for a big potluck dinner I hosted on Monday evening. Only about 40 ladies here!! Yikes!
So pretty, huh? A lovely mixture of freesia, alstromeria, daisies, waxflowers and seeded eucalyptus! Best part? The freesia smell even better than they LOOK! They have to be one of my most favoritest fleurs on the Earth.Ok. Here's the veedeo! Enjoy! Be sure to watch it in full screen mode (click twice quickly on the video)! AMAZING.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Yet ANOTHER Hank forward!! Love this one!
PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IT COMES FROM A SUNDAY SCHOOL TEST.
KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.
1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS, GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.
2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE . NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.
3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.
4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.
5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.
6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.
7. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.
8. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA.
9. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.
10. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
11. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.
12. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.
13. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.
14. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.
15. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.
16. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW.
17. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.
KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.
1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS, GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.
2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE . NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.
3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.
4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.
5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.
6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.
7. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.
8. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA.
9. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.
10. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
11. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.
12. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.
13. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.
14. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.
15. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.
16. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW.
17. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.
Monday, February 27, 2012
You can thank Hank for this doozy.
Good Lord.
Here's one of the stupidest and funniest jokes I've heard in a while!
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little! uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
Here's one of the stupidest and funniest jokes I've heard in a while!
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little! uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Dallas knows CERTAIN words quite well!
That makes me giggle how he cocks his head to the side like that! It's so cute!
Also, too? My mom AND dad were complaining about my lack of blogginess. So sorry. I took three days off to spend with a friend who was visiting and I decided I'd not be computing while my visitor was here.
JEEZ. Sorry my schedule is interfering with your online reading pleasure. Sheeesh. Some people's parents, you know?
So, here are some fleur pictures that I took recently>>>>
This is an arrangement I did on a whim for Superbowl. Nothing says Superbowl like pink anemones, am I right?!!
I also have pictures of the CROCUSES that are BLOOMING outside in my yard. In. MY. yard. I live in Massachusetts and I have FLOWERS blooming. Outdoors. On purpose.
But, those pictures are on another camera and I'm being lazy cos it's Sunday so I'm not gonna go dig it out, find the cord to plug it into the computer and then do all the necessary steps to get it up here. They're little yellow crocuses. Close your eyes and imagine.
There. That's what they look like! : ) LOL!
Last, a giggle for the day...Another ADULT giggle, so go plug the ears of your children and pets...It really is funny tho! Enjoy & ciao for now! Click on the link below:
The Italian Teddy Bear
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