Happy Groundhog Day!

So, it's official.

Winter is cancelled for New England this year. We were allowed to see snow for 3.2 seconds and then it's all over! Thank you Mother Nature or God or Obama or John Boehner or whomever is responsible. In this event, I wouldn't even care if it was Newt. (What kind of NAME is that?) In this case, I'd say, Thanks Newt for the no-winter-policy? But you STILL would never get my vote in three zillion, eight hundred billion, nine million and seven years.

So, in any case, I've been working 7 days a week between the cafe (See salemsteampunk.blogspot.com) the House of the Seven Gables (see 7gablesgab.blogspot.com) and then my flower/decorating biz.

Good LORD.

Oh, and I'm taking on housemates to make ends meet, but they allow me to keep this here old house that I love and adore and have worked my ARSE off to make pretty over the last 11 years, so there's that too. Moving everything out of the 2nd and 3rd floors has NOT been an easy task.

So, as you may have gathered? Girlfriend over here is BUSY. With a capital B and U. But, I'm SOOOO happy I could just spit! (Why is that a happy thing? Like the clams? Are they really happy there in the sand with the squirting and then bivalving and that sort of thing? THat seems like a fairly miserable existence, but, then again? How many times have YOU conversated with a clam. I have had only 3 meaningful exchanges with them. And by meaningful? Wow. They are gossips, those clams!!!)

(cracking self up here right about now!)

So, anyway, I took these pics the other day when I was on my way through Beverly to meet my beau for lunch. My beau and my soon-to-be-ex MET!! They met! It was cool! They were fine, I was all rubbery and palpitating, but they were totally cool.

Ack.




So, that's all. I'm off to watch bad TV cos I'm TIRED. TIRED. I get up every day at 7 (even weekends) to work work work my badonk-a-donk OFF. So, this eve is NADA for MOI MOI.

xoxoxo,
ciao for now

From another friend...

This made me giggle!!

Yet another giggle for you!

So, these are supposedly answers that some smart-ass student gave on an exam. I think they are too clever for words! I love them no matter if they are real or fake! Of course, these are via my adorable friend, Hank.

Enjoy!!

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? His last battle.


Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom of the page.


Q3. The Ravi River flows in which state? Liquid.


Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? Marriage.


Q5. What is the main reason for failure? Exams.


Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch & dinner.


Q7. What looks like half an apple? The other half.


Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? It will simply become wet.


Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * Easily , he sleeps at night.


Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? Very large hands.


Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? No time at all, the wall is already built.


Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.