A horrible pun for your weekend enjoyment!

My response to my friend, Hank, upon reading this horrible pun was simply "Oy."!!!!

You will see what I mean! LOLOL!!

Enjoy!

There was a man who always seemed to lean slightly to the left. His friend suggested he see a doctor and have his legs checked. For years he refused, saying his friend was crazy, but finally he gave in.
Sure enough, the doctor discovered that his left leg was shorter than his right. A quick bit of surgery made both legs the same length, and the man finally stood straight.

"So," the man's friend said, "You didn't believe me when I told you that you leaned."

The man replied, "Nope, but I stand corrected."

Gorilla encounter. Holy MOLY!

This was the most special video I've seen in ages.

WOW.

Growing up, I either wanted to be Jacques Cousteau and work with whales (which I did for 20 years) or I wanted to be Jane Goodall or Diane Fosse and work with chimpanzees or gorillas... That was it. Those were the three things. I got to do one of them, but...in a way, I still long for the other two. I'm a selfish gal! And I want it all!! So, this video or "veeeeedeo" as my friend June over there at Bye, Bye Pie would say, totally blew my socks off. Holy SH*T! What I wouldn't give to have this experience? Wowza.

Enjoy...Just wow. Wow. I would die happy...

Warning...Adult content (but really funny!)

So, I get a billion funny emails from different sources - mostly my friend Hank and then facebook!!

This is no exception - but this has more of an adult theme than you generally find here on my bloggity...Just a fair warning that I told you so, so no complaining that it was offensive and all that rot.

So, scroll down if you wanna see it...





Ready?




Don't be a baby!




Here it is:

From my 82 year old friend...

You will love this (particularly if you are of the XX persuasion!!)!!! : )

Eve chats with God:
>
> "Lord, I have a problem."
>
> "What is it, Eve?"
>
> "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, especially that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy."
>
> "And why is that Eve?"
>
> "Lord, I'm lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
>
> "Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
>
> "Man? What is that Lord?"
>
> "A flawed creature with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain. All in all he'll give you a hard time, but he'll be bigger and faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like playing cards and knocking a ball about.
>
> "He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
>
> "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch?"
>
> "Well,..... you can have him on one condition."
>
> "And what's that Lord? "
>
> "Well, since he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring, you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret.....
> you know, woman to woman."
>

HOLY coolness!!! Wow!

This, my dears, is TALENT...