My response to my friend, Hank, upon reading this horrible pun was simply "Oy."!!!!
You will see what I mean! LOLOL!!
Enjoy!
There was a man who always seemed to lean slightly to the left. His friend suggested he see a doctor and have his legs checked. For years he refused, saying his friend was crazy, but finally he gave in.
Sure enough, the doctor discovered that his left leg was shorter than his right. A quick bit of surgery made both legs the same length, and the man finally stood straight.
"So," the man's friend said, "You didn't believe me when I told you that you leaned."
The man replied, "Nope, but I stand corrected."
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Hank was right. That's the kind of humor that would have had men laughing and poking each other in the ribs a couple of generations ago. Listen to some old Bob Newhart records, and you'll get a sense of how much the art of comedy has changed in the past 50 years.
ReplyDeleteI hope that stud of yours is treating you well. Now, this isn't a ring through your septum like some old bull, is it? I don't know how attractive that would be.
But, if it's a cute little stud on the side of your nose, what do you do with it when you get a cold? If you take it out, I can imagine your nose would look like a little whale when you blow it. "Thar she blows!"
But if you leave it in, how grody would that be? I suspect you might create some new form of life around the post. Yuck!
Now, aren't you glad you invited me to visit your blog?
Am I glad? Ummm, no...
ReplyDeleteNot after those disgusting scenarios!! : )
It's a tiny tiny tiny little stud and it's totally cute and everyone says it looks like it belongs there!! : )
I love it!
Well, that makes it all better. Glad you like it, and even gladder that those who have seen it like it too. A win-win.
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