From my 82 year old friend...

You will love this (particularly if you are of the XX persuasion!!)!!! : )

Eve chats with God:
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> "Lord, I have a problem."
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> "What is it, Eve?"
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> "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, especially that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy."
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> "And why is that Eve?"
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> "Lord, I'm lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
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> "Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
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> "Man? What is that Lord?"
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> "A flawed creature with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain. All in all he'll give you a hard time, but he'll be bigger and faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like playing cards and knocking a ball about.
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> "He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
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> "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch?"
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> "Well,..... you can have him on one condition."
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> "And what's that Lord? "
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> "Well, since he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring, you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret.....
> you know, woman to woman."
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