And we love love loved Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin as the hosts this year! Hilarious!
Also, could George Clooney possibly get any better looking?
Now, onto the most important subject, the dresses. Holy mother of big-time no-nos! Holy ugliness! Seriously, it was as if someone decided to play a joke on the rest of the world and told all the actresses to wear the most hideous, gross, get-up they could find, and then they'd all laugh and laugh and have a fun night knowing they played a really funny joke on us.
Wowzer with the terrible dresses. AND bad makeup. Who is responsible for Sandra Bullock's terrible makeup job? And why did Sarah Jessica Parker look as though she had not slept in like three years? MAN!
It was hard to pick the absolute worst dress of them all. Maggie Gyllenhaal? Tie-dye? REALLY?
Meryl Streep and Sigourney Weaver continue to pick such dowdy, sad dresses. Would someone PLEASE help these two wonderful actresses?
Diane Kruger? What on EARTH?
And, beautiful, petite Zoe Saldana? Oy. How do I even start to ask about this thing you're wearing?
Words cannot express the sheer ickiness of this number.And gorgeous, gorgeous Charlize Theron? Shall we call you Helga and wait for you to sing some Viking song with horns on your head? WHO told you that looked good? WHO? Because they need to be fired. Right away!
Ohmygodlookathatdress! All I can see are swirly boobies.And lovely Vera Farmiga. Oy vay with the ruffles! You looked like a giant, red potato chip.
Best of the evening? Demi Moore. Holy COW that woman is in good shape.
Rachel McAdams also looked smashing.
Far and above our most favorite of all was Penelope Cruz. Stunning!
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