"Tis the Season to Make Moolah, fa la la la laaaa

I have about 7,864,952 things to do this week and next week...Luckily people are utilizing my business left and right this year! Why? I have no ideeearrrr, but i am VERY VERY thankful! I've gotten twice (or more) jobs than I did last year - and BIG ones, to boot - flower boxes, garlands, wreaths! Everyone is in the Christmas spirit this year!

Yahoooo!

Here are some beautiful wreaths I and my adorable partner (in business) Adam did up on Tuesday:



I showed these pictures to a friend, and she ordered TWO of the same for her door and her boyfriend's door!! Yaay!

I will leave you with some silliness to give you a good giggle! Enjoy! : )

REDNECK MEDICAL TERMS
Benign.......................What you be after you be eight
Artery........................The study of paintings
Bacteria.....................Back door to cafeteria
Barium.......................What doctors do when patients die
Cesarean Section........A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan......................Searching for Kitty
Cauterize....................Made eye contact with her
Colic...........................A sheep dog
Coma..........................A punctuation mark
D&C...........................Where Washington is
Dilate..........................To live long
Duct Tape........................Suture on a roll
Enema........................Not a friend
Fester.........................Quicker than someone else
Fibula..........................A small lie
Genital........................Non-Jewish person
G.I.Series....................World Series of military baseball
Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on
Impotent......................Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane
Morbid.........................A higher offer than I bid
Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates
Node............................I knew it
Outpatient....................A person who has fainted
Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test
Pelvis...........................Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative..............A letter carrier
Recovery Room............Place to do upholstery
Rectum........................Damn near killed him
Secretion.....................Hiding something
Seizure........................Roman emperor
Tablet..........................A small table
Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport
Tumor..........................More than one
Urine...........................Opposite of you're out
Varicose......................Near by/close by