I have a flu bug, so please enjoy these sillies...

And no day of funnies would be complete without a word from our best pun-pal and jokester,
Hank:

A mounted police officer was on his horse waiting to cross the
street.

A little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'

'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'

The cop looked the bike over and
handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa
to put a reflector light on the back of it!'

The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
'Nice horse you've got
there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,
'Yes, he sure did!'

The little girl looked up at the cop and said:

'Next year tell Santa; 

The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!