Again?

Taken a couple months ago.
The foothills of the Chugiach Mountains, Campbell Tract. 

For Pete's sake.

Honestly?

I'm on my OWN Facebook page and decide I want to write something that was funny to me. Ironic. The Epitome of Hyperbole (as stolen from Brian Regan, the best comic out there right now).

By the way, if you need a laugh or to cheer up someone, make them sit down for an hour with you and watch Brian Regan (anything), Jim Gaffigan (again, anything) or even Dane Cook or Stephen Wright or Jimmy Fallon or Seth Meyers.

I watched a comedy roast last night (for James Franco BY James Franco!) with Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill, Sarah Silverman, James Franco, and more...

Absolutely stunningly one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

However, I didn't write anything nasty to someone for their own humorist slant. It was a ROAST. Irony. Satire. Jeez. Supposed to be nasty! On purpose-like.

So, cretin face, don't go on someone else's page or blog or whatever and slam them. Don't do it.

Ain't nobody asking you to come here and read stuff and then be a jerk about my opinion on MY blog or MY page.

Heard of the 1st Amendment? That thing called Free Speech. Yes. It's a thing.

If you don't agree, then just move along. It's called free speech and net neutrality (or what we have left of it right now with the ridiculous hacking and stupidity).

It tends to be boyz who think they know "better" than I do and if you don't KNOW me and don't know that I'm sarcastic and enjoy a fine turn of the ironic phrase or pun, then F*CK off.

Really. Just f*ck off. 

Who the hell are you to try to edit MY page or my thoughts or opinions? Huh?

There's a great saying that "Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one and think the other ones stink."

So, this jerk face got stinky with me AGAIN because I deleted his nasty comment from MY page. IT's MYYYYYY page. Mine. Not yours. Yes, I get to edit that shit and I'm prolly gonna "unfriend" you, too.

I don't need you telling me about Hyperbole. I invented that shit.

Looks to me like somebody learned a new wooord! Looks like somebody thinks he's smarter than anyone else.

Nope.

Gonna have to do a hell of a lot more than that to quash my own thoughts and ideas.

MOtherf*cker.

(And, frankly, I bet your own Mom thinks you're an asshole, too!)

I'm so sick of assholes right now I can barely even leave the house.

God, I miss my people.