Up the street is the crazy cat lady who never, ever, EVER opens up her curtains. She has approximately 7,852 bowls of cat food food in her yard at all times. There may be a few cats who eat out of them, but mostly it's the skunks, rats, mice, opossums, raccoons and any other critter you can possibly imagine!
Next door to us is a very strange couple. She was a mail-order bride from the Middle-East and they now have twin boys. They are very possibly vampires, as it is very rare to ever see them leave the house during the day, and the lights are on at all hours of the night. Their yard is just weed weed weeds. They do not have one little place for the kids to play outside, even though they could have a nice, little fenced-in area in the back of their house. Odd.
Across the street is a couple who have lived together on and off for 300 years. He is a vet and retired biker-dude. He is fond of a certain medicinal herb and his Budweiser. If you ask him how he's doing, as he's sitting on the top step of their stoop, he will respond "It looks like it's gonna get drunk out tonight!" We adore him! He is our neighborhood watch-person and scares off people that fiddle with my flower boxes or that park illegally!
Down the street is the quintessential spinster. Never married, lived with her sister up until her sister's passing last year. She knows every single political thing going on in the state of MA and will corner you given any opening about why you did not attend this meeting or that one. She is an avid gardener with the hugest, sprawling garden that she still maintains by herself to this day. She is 81 going on 30!
Next to that is the sweetest, kindest woman and her husband. She is our doggie-acupuncturist, the owner of Four Paws Acupuncture. She is wonderful. A dog-whisperer of a different kind. I truly believe she gave us at least another 5 months with our beloved dog Lady, and now she is treating our boy, Koty, with laser and acupuncture:
I love this neighborhood!



Oh my .... i am laughing and crying over your kind words mixed with the absurd truth of this neighborhood! Never realized our neighbors were vampires...now it all makes so much more sense. I will hang garlic on our front door.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much! I love living on the Street of Misfit Toys too.
xoxoxo
jeanie